Unofficial post No. 2 (Also known as “WHAT did you call the Queen?”)

During the past few weeks attending my new school, I’ve experienced an increasing lack of interest for schoolwork; a dangerous situation for a young and promising student like myself. Especially when it endangers me of calling the Queen a miserable old hag, which reminds me I'll probably have to edit that text before handing it in ("The Queen" 2006). Worse off was my last (and incidentally my first) English Test in which I managed to add to my answer about James Cook the sentence: “And there’s also the guitarist Jamie Cook (and he’s also from Yorkshire, can you believe it!?)”. That last comment – priceless.

I also called the Americans smug, and came this close to referring to French as a “frog language”. My English grades so far? Pretty gud, akshually…